Are you trying to buy a gift for the most opulent person you know and you don’t know where to start? What makes a luxury toy a luxury beside the price tag? First things first, the toy must have your safety in mind. That means no chemicals in toys that go into and around your intimate areas and brands that make quality toys that don’t break during even vigorous use. It’s hard to indulge in sexual wellness if the product itself makes you unwell! Then, of course, pleasure. Luxury products must provide pleasure, and ideally, the product will also feel luxurious. Finally, the toy should be visually appealing to the user. Someone once said, “You eat with your eyes” and I think it’s true with sex toys too. You have to start be attracted to the toy otherwise you won’t fuck it!
Whether you’re royalty or just a bougie at heart, you’ll be bound to find something to tickle your fancy!
Now I’m not saying you need to drop $15K on a gold vibrator, but there is something to be said of splurging on something that exists solely for your pleasure and spoiling yourself or your partner. It also doesn’t help that most luxury sex toys usually end up being more decorative than useful. This list features beautiful, well-constructed, and pleasurable toys! Let’s just say that not everyone enjoys getting poked by a diamond where the sun doesn’t shine. So whether you’re royalty or just a bougie at heart, you’ll be bound to find something to tickle your fancy!
Lora DiCarlo Toys
Lora DiCarlo is a newer brand that won a coveted robotics innovation award from the Consumer Technology Association. When the award was rescinded (then re-awarded), it started a critical public conversation about gender equity in tech and the right to pleasure for all people. The products are made to be inclusive, user-friendly, and most importantly, pleasurable. They use innovative technology along with a beautiful design. Innovative designs inspired by human touch. They are discreet, well-designed toys with a focus on mimicking human touch.
The Cowgirl is an upgrade to the classic strong ride-on vibrator, the Sybian. The literal toy of porno dreams. If you love power, the Cowgirl will make you squirm with delight when you feel the power that this sex machine is capable of! The remote easily controls the extremely powerful vibrations making this toy easy to set up and put away. The Cowgirl is also a versatile toy where you can simply pop on the insertable attachment and control the rotation of the internal massager or just use the external attachment if you’re not looking for penetration. You can even connect to a partner’s device to share the controls with them from anywhere in the world!
Le wand is known for making luxury versions of the magic wand, bullets, and stainless steel toys. Their luxury wand can be purchased in plugin, standard size, or petite. They are stronger than their predecessors and come in beautiful colors. They include a wider range of intensities and are made out of high-quality materials. Their main difference is that most versions of the Le Wands are cordless and rechargeable and just have a more sleek appearance. They also have more features like a travel lock, world charging attachments, a travel bag, and a user guide with some great information included. They also have a range of different attachments for the standard size wand if you want to stroke a penis or insert something into your hole of choice.
It has a wider surface area, and a nice strong motor in a nice weighted toy while not having a handle like a wand if you want something to take up less space.
The motor is different from other wands and gives you the power you’re looking for with a wand. And if you’re looking for smaller toys they upgraded standard bullets to luxury bullets that you can literally feel the quality of when you pick them up. Where most bullets are very lightweight and flimsy feeling, the Chrome bullet has a nice weight, and is made of body-safe chrome! If you like the weight but are wanting a softer tip, they have you covered with these silicone tipped toys like the Grand Bullet and the Deux that’s perfect for nipples or surrounding a clit in vibration. The Point is my favorite vibe in between a bullet and a wand. It has a wider surface area, and a nice strong motor in a nice weighted toy while not having a handle like a wand if you want something to take up less space.
Fun Factory Stronics
Handheld thrusters can be loud, or cumbersome. But not the Fun Factory Stronics! With a variety of shapes available to try, these toys are quiet, rechargeable, waterproof, and sturdy. The bonus of Fun Factory is that they live up to their name and all their toys are in fun shapes and colors while still keeping pleasure-based anatomy in mind. So while most of their toys might not be representational of anatomy, they have fun colors and pleasurable shapes that target erogenous pleasurable spots. With a 2 year warranty, and coming from their own manufacturing warehouse in Germany they are an innovative brand that is worth every penny.
The Tengas are made out of elastomer which is the more durable of all the extremely soft sex toy materials.
Tenga Flip Zero
The Tenga Flip Zero is a beautiful and discreet stroker. When it’s closed you could leave it on your nightstand because its case looks like modern art. The Tengas are made out of elastomer which is the more durable of all the extremely soft sex toy materials. The toy is thoughtfully designed to created suction and pressure by squeezing the tube. So beautiful and pleasurable!
It penetrates into your pelvis without feeling as numbing as buzzier vibrators.
We-Vibe App-Enabled Toys
What’s more of a luxury than being able to connect to your long-distance partner’s sex toy? We-vibe creates a wide variety of toys that can be controlled by an app! Looking for an adjustable Rabbit Vibe? A panty vibe that can magnetically clip to your panties! My favorite suction toy or Wand? Or a vibe you can wear during penetration, or in a harness! They truly have it all. The motors on all of their toys are rumbly, which is my favorite frequency of vibration. It penetrates into your pelvis without feeling as numbing as buzzier vibrators.
Aslan Leather Harness
The minx is just a beautiful sturdy harness. The thicker back gives the wearer more control in the most stylish way possible by including a corset back. The rings are interchangeable so you can harness virtually any dildo with a base. And the leather is nice and soft! The best part is that this sturdy, adjustable harness sits lower on the body, allowing the harness and toy to rub against the wearer’s clit for added stimulation.
The Vice 2 is perfect for the prostate owner looking for an intermediately sized massager. It includes a remote for either partner play or easy access to changing the controls while the toy is inserted in the backdoor without having to reach around. Ease of use is certainly a luxury, especially when playing with the backdoor.
The Throe is the best purchase I’ve ever made because it makes cleaning up a breeze. Work smarter, and not harder during playtime with their positioning pillows to prop you up like the sex god you are! They truly just help with any position you can think of. On your knees? Put a pillow below to not get sore. Want to prop yourself up for deeper penetration but pillows keep getting too squished? Not with these!
What Will You Invest In?
Now that you’ve got your creative juices flowing, what sensation are you looking to invest in your pleasure? Are you looking for power? App control capabilities? A beautifully designed toy? All of those features are available to you once you make the decision to invest in your pleasure!