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Funkit Toys Bumpy NoFrillDo Silicone Dildo

 

$24.00

Funkit Toys Bumpy NoFrillDo Silicone Dildo

 
Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 3 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

$24.00

NoFrillDo is the "Cup Noodles"/ramen in a cup of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent. This textured dildo is created using a 3D printed mold -- it's truly  a dildo of the future! What are the best features of a NoFrillDo? NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  1. Every NoFrillDo has a shape which occupies a set amount of space. This means... they can be put in a hole!
  2. A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  3. NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink!
  4. NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a water-based lube of your choice.
  5. A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really!
  6. NoFrillDos don't come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.
  Total length: 7.25" Insertable Length: 6.6" Diameter: 1.36"
  • Silicone
    • Hand poured
    • Medium firmness
  • Harness compatible
  • Compatible with hybrid and water based lubes

 
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NoFrillDo is the "Cup Noodles"/ramen in a cup of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent. This textured dildo is created using a 3D printed mold -- it's truly  a dildo of the future!

What are the best features of a NoFrillDo? NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  1. Every NoFrillDo has a shape which occupies a set amount of space. This means... they can be put in a hole!
  2. A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  3. NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink!
  4. NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a water-based lube of your choice.
  5. A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really!
  6. NoFrillDos don't come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.

 

Total length: 7.25"
Insertable Length: 6.6"
Diameter: 1.36"

  • Silicone
    • Hand poured
    • Medium firmness
  • Harness compatible
  • Compatible with hybrid and water based lubes
Description

NoFrillDo is the “Cup Noodles”/ramen in a cup of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It’s worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent. This textured dildo is created using a 3D printed mold — it’s truly  a dildo of the future!

What are the best features of a NoFrillDo? NoFrillDos don’t come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  1. Every NoFrillDo has a shape which occupies a set amount of space. This means… they can be put in a hole!
  2. A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  3. NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink!
  4. NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a water-based lube of your choice.
  5. A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don’t look like much at all, really!
  6. NoFrillDos don’t come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.

 

Total length: 7.25″
Insertable Length: 6.6″
Diameter: 1.36″

  • Silicone
    • Hand poured
    • Medium firmness
  • Harness compatible
  • Compatible with hybrid and water based lubes
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  1. 5 out of 5 A Staple Toy!

    Kelsey (verified owner)

    I absolutely love this dildo. I was incredibly curious about the brand considering how affordable these dildos are- I was absolutely impressed by the quality, the versatility and the overall enjoyment I receive from playing with it. The dildo is firm, easy to hold and the texture feels juuuuuuust right on my g-spot. The only downside is the lack of suction cup and the silicone attracting hair (I have plenty and so do my pets). I’ll definitely be purchasing the other two nofrilldos sometime in the future!

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  2. 5 out of 5 A Staple Toy!

    Kelsey (verified owner)

    I absolutely love this dildo. I was incredibly curious about the brand considering how affordable these dildos are- I was absolutely impressed by the quality, the versatility and the overall enjoyment I receive from playing with it. The dildo is firm, easy to hold and the texture feels juuuuuuust right on my g-spot. The only downside is the lack of suction cup and the silicone attracting hair (I have plenty and so do my pets). I’ll definitely be purchasing the other two nofrilldos sometime in the future!

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  3. 5 out of 5 Perfect no frills toy

    theofoster8

    Love this dildo. It’s simple, it feels amazing, and it’s a great price. The two bumps feel amazing internally, or rubbing against my genitals externally warming up. The blue color is so pretty (and it comes in more unique and vibrant colors). This is a great toy to learn your body and your preferences with – my only complaints are that I’d rather something a bit smaller and with more texture, but that’s only preferential, and it’s a great dildo.

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