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Funkit Toys Curvy NoFrillDo Silicone Dildo

 

$24.00

Funkit Toys Curvy NoFrillDo Silicone Dildo

 
Rated 4.75 out of 5 based on 4 customer ratings
(3 customer reviews)

$24.00

NoFrillDo is the "Cup Noodles"/ramen in a cup of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent. This textured dildo is created using a 3D printed mold -- it's truly  a dildo of the future! What are the best features of a NoFrillDo? NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  1. Every NoFrillDo has a shape which occupies a set amount of space. This means... they can be put in a hole!
  2. A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  3. NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink!
  4. NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a water-based lube of your choice.
  5. A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really!
  6. NoFrillDos don't come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.
  Total length: 7.25" Insertable Length: 6.6" Diameter: 1.25"
  • Silicone
    • Hand poured
    • Medium firmness
  • Harness compatible
  • Compatible with hybrid and water based lubes

 
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NoFrillDo is the "Cup Noodles"/ramen in a cup of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent. This textured dildo is created using a 3D printed mold -- it's truly  a dildo of the future!

What are the best features of a NoFrillDo? NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  1. Every NoFrillDo has a shape which occupies a set amount of space. This means... they can be put in a hole!
  2. A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  3. NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink!
  4. NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a water-based lube of your choice.
  5. A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really!
  6. NoFrillDos don't come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.

 

Total length: 7.25"
Insertable Length: 6.6"
Diameter: 1.25"

  • Silicone
    • Hand poured
    • Medium firmness
  • Harness compatible
  • Compatible with hybrid and water based lubes
Description

NoFrillDo is the “Cup Noodles”/ramen in a cup of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It’s worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent. This textured dildo is created using a 3D printed mold — it’s truly  a dildo of the future!

What are the best features of a NoFrillDo? NoFrillDos don’t come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:

  1. Every NoFrillDo has a shape which occupies a set amount of space. This means… they can be put in a hole!
  2. A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
  3. NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink!
  4. NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a water-based lube of your choice.
  5. A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don’t look like much at all, really!
  6. NoFrillDos don’t come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.

 

Total length: 7.25″
Insertable Length: 6.6″
Diameter: 1.25″

  • Silicone
    • Hand poured
    • Medium firmness
  • Harness compatible
  • Compatible with hybrid and water based lubes
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  1. One person found this helpful

    5 out of 5 Changed the game for me

    C

    Even though the NoFrillDo G’s key feature is that it has no features at all, it ended up being a big factor in changing how I feel about penetrative stimulation. Previously, I’d used dildos that were either too firm, too rough, or too difficult to hold. Fingering myself is uncomfortable too because it’s hard for my arm to reach the proper angle, and the discomfort in my arm negates any pleasure I feel. So for a long time, I thought I just didn’t like penetration that much. Then I tried the Stronic G (I know that’s off-topic but it’s important to this journey) and I was surprised when I liked it because I thought my g-spot was picky and wouldn’t like the hooked shape – turns out I just don’t like doing the thrusting, and my g-spot itself responds wonderfully to stimulation when I don’t have to work for it. After this revelation, I was worried I wouldn’t like the NoFrillDo G, since I do still have to manually thrust it. I was also afraid it’d be too firm (it’s firm, but with some give), since that’s been an issue for me before. But it’s so perfectly lightweight, smooth and glossy, so it glides in and out with ease, and I can grab it with just a few fingers at the top of its base, meaning all it takes to move it is a wrist movement. I don’t have to grab the whole back of it with my whole hand and thrust with big arm motions, like I’ve done in the past with bigger dildos with non-flared bases. Plus, the firmness doesn’t bother me much since it’s not textured, like my other one was that I had issues with. I also found my A-spot with this dildo, which was nice.
    It actually helped me strengthen my relationship with some of my other dildos – since I’ve figured out that the problem was with the way I’m holding them and *not* with my vagina, I’m figuring out easier ways to hold them that doesn’t tire me out as much. I’ve also figured out that riding them is much more fun than thrusting them.
    Admittedly I have a less extensive variety of dildo experience than others do, and no experience with penetrative partnered sex, so that could be why it took me so long to figure this out about myself. But regardless, I’m glad I did, and I love that even the simplest dildo out there was able to help me.

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  2. 5 out of 5

    Admin Chloe

    Not only is the NoFrillDo cheap and available in hot pink (as well as yellow, blue, and black), it’s body safe! All my dreams have come true!

    It is much girthier than I expected (probably due to my limited comprehension of things such as “diameter” and “length”, so that’s on me) which was a pleasant surprise! Described as “Medium Firmness” it’s nice and solid, and gives just a bit when firmly squeezed.

    If you’re a dildo newbie like me, the shape is nice and unintimidating, without eradicating the excitement factor.

    I love my new NoFrillDo, and am grateful for the accessibility of a more affordable, yet still safe and fun, choice.

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  3. 5 out of 5 Amazing first dildo

    E

    This shape is wonderful, very simple but still hits the right spots. The weight and bendyness of the silicone is great for folks who haven’t used insertble toys before. Works well in a harness but could use some stablizing if the O ring doesn’t fit perfectly.

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  4. 4 out of 5 cool col.or., it's an excellent combo of body-safe and low-price, i just hate the finish

    taylor_serenil (verified owner)

    Basically, the only reason this isn’t getting five stars from me is because for whatever reasons, the silicone on mine ended up having a draggy enough finish to annoy my incredibly finicky sensory hardwiring.

    Other than possibly needing to lube up more than you would with some toys, the NoFrillDo may not *promise* anything, but it DELIVERS more than some notably more expensive toys. The yellow is DEFINITELY yellow which by itself was a huge plus, it’s a diameter and shape that’s likely to work for a fair number of users, and it’s also in my opinion a pretty nice balance of flexible and firm. (It’s not rock-hard, but it’s also not “string of old-school beads” floppy.)

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