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Liberator Fascinator Throe Velvish — the “Squirt Blanket”

 

$120.00

Liberator Fascinator Throe Velvish — the “Squirt Blanket”

 
(2 customer reviews)

$120.00

YES! This "squirt blanket" throw is a necessity for anyone who wants to save their mattress (or sofa... or car seats) from all the lovely juices and lube spills that playtime creates. This blanket will not let ANYTHING leak through, and it's reversible too -- one side is soft, plush, and cuddly, while the other is silky smooth. When it's ready for a wash, pop it in the washer and dryer just like any ol' blanket. If you're sick of having to fall asleep in a puddle of your own squirt, this. is. your. blanket! (Or, you can just eat snacks and ice cream on it like we do...) Size: 54" x 72"

  • 100% Polyester
  • Soft, internal, medical grade PVC PU barrier to prevent leaks
  • Machine washable
  • 1-year manufacturer's warranty
  Note: Due to this item's size, it drop-ships separately & discreetly from other items you may order (but it's no extra cost for you!)

 
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YES! This "squirt blanket" throw is a necessity for anyone who wants to save their mattress (or sofa... or car seats) from all the lovely juices and lube spills that playtime creates. This blanket will not let ANYTHING leak through, and it's reversible too -- one side is soft, plush, and cuddly, while the other is silky smooth. When it's ready for a wash, pop it in the washer and dryer just like any ol' blanket. If you're sick of having to fall asleep in a puddle of your own squirt, this. is. your. blanket! (Or, you can just eat snacks and ice cream on it like we do...)

Size: 54" x 72"

  • 100% Polyester
  • Soft, internal, medical grade PVC PU barrier to prevent leaks
  • Machine washable
  • 1-year manufacturer's warranty

 

Note: Due to this item's size, it drop-ships separately & discreetly from other items you may order (but it's no extra cost for you!)

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YES! This “squirt blanket” throw is a necessity for anyone who wants to save their mattress (or sofa… or car seats) from all the lovely juices and lube spills that playtime creates. This blanket will not let ANYTHING leak through, and it’s reversible too — one side is soft, plush, and cuddly, while the other is silky smooth. When it’s ready for a wash, pop it in the washer and dryer just like any ol’ blanket. If you’re sick of having to fall asleep in a puddle of your own squirt, this. is. your. blanket! (Or, you can just eat snacks and ice cream on it like we do…)

Size: 54″ x 72″

  • 100% Polyester
  • Soft, internal, medical grade PVC PU barrier to prevent leaks
  • Machine washable
  • 1-year manufacturer’s warranty

 

Note: Due to this item’s size, it drop-ships separately & discreetly from other items you may order (but it’s no extra cost for you!)

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  1. 2 out of 2 people found this helpful

    5 out of 5 40 days/40 nights

    K.C.

    When you have the kind of orgasms that are…biblical in porption, this is a must. The first time i used it, it busted a lifetime of shame and i was able to fully enjoy myself without needing to call Moses or Casper. This is so worth it, so comfy, and so easy to clean.

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  2. One person found this helpful

    5 out of 5 ANSWER TO MY MATTRESS'S PRAYERS!

    Bonnie (verified owner)

    I am beyond grateful that this exists. I am a major squirter. Absolutely no control over it. And I’ve always felt incredibly bad about pretty much drowning our mattresses. With this blanket, I have kissed all that worry goodbye. Worth every single damn penny. Not a single microscopic drop gets through.
    NOTHING! It stays on and in the blanket. Its quite large, as well, covering a little more than half of my king size bed. It’s super simple to clean and you can use it anywhere. If you’re a squirter and tired of wetting your mattress (unless you like that, then do as you please), this blanket will change your life.

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  3. 5 out of 5 Unleash the fluids!

    MK

    This blanket is a total gamechanger. Being a heavy squirter, ruining mattresses and constantly changing linens, the liberator is a blessing. The texture is amazing, especially the soft micro-fiber side. Throw it in the laundromat and its fit for another messy adventure!

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