Lovense Sex Machine Review

Lovense Sex Machine Review

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Written by Carly S. | Art by Laura Caseley

It’s no secret that I love power in my sex toys. I’ve previously reviewed the Kink Power Banger and thought it was amazing after only using handheld thrusters for years. I wrote a whole round-up consisting of mostly hand-held thrusters for Spectrum Journal that can be read here. While thrusting sex machines no longer have to be large machines, investing in a large machine is the way to go if you want some real power behind the thrusts.

 

It’s more powerful than any other thrusting toy I’ve personally tried and easy to adjust...


What Makes The Lovense Special?

The Lovense Sex Machine is made by one of the most popular brands in the app-controlled sex toy market, especially for folks involved in webcamming or those who enjoy giving up control to others. What makes the Lovense Sex Machine unique is that you can have anyone control the speed and strength of the toy from any distance by using Lovense’s app or connecting it to most camming platforms.  It’s more powerful than any other thrusting toy I’ve personally tried and easy to adjust; the toy can even suit another partner for double the fun.

 

“Easy” to Assemble

The Lovense Sex Machine has a simple, easy-to-use design, and once you figure it out, putting it together is pretty straightforward. I’d say pretty much anyone can do it, but you’ll want to take a look at the instructions FIRST. You only need one hex wrench (which comes with the package), and all you have to do is attach the legs, pump, and dildo of your choice. My only complaint is the tiny screws were hard to maneuver with my long acrylic nails, and I can only imagine other people with long nails will also be assembling and using this machine. It wasn’t impossible, but my nails made it exponentially more difficult. Luckily, for the most part, the machine arrives mostly assembled, so you won’t have to worry about more complex parts or controls as they’re already together. One thing to keep in mind is this is not a spontaneous use toy. It’s not something you’ll just whip out on a whim. It will take some planning and some setup.

 

No matter if you’re looking for slow, sensual penetration, or a harder, deep, pounding fuck, the Lovense Sex Machine can deliver.


Thrust Right

If you’re someone who truly enjoys thrusting and penetration, it’s difficult to do anything other than recommend this toy with my whole chest. This amazing fucking machine has double-sided thrusting mechanisms with adjustable height, angle, speed, and stroke length for custom penetration play! It also works seamlessly with the Lovense App to control the thrusting rhythm and speed completely. So no matter if you’re looking for slow, sensual penetration, or a harder, deep, pounding fuck, the Lovense Sex Machine can deliver. And with the Lovense App, you can easily program a pattern that starts slow and then ramps it up as you’re ready. The attached wired remote doesn’t allow programming, but it does allow direct control of the amount of speed, from 0-100%

 


You can use it at whichever angle you prefer, so try it in missionary, doggy, or however you find most pleasing!


Super Adjustable but Needs a Sturdy Surface

One of the most important tips I can impart is that it MUST be on a sturdy surface, which means a flat floor or table, and not a soft bed. It needs the leverage to provide its powerful thrusts. Then you can enjoy the machine fully. One of the best features is how adjustable the machine is. You can use it at whichever angle you prefer, so try it in missionary, doggy, or however you find most pleasing!

When you try a sex machine, it’s all a game of figuring out what works best for you. You’ll want to get into position, insert the toy, turn the machine on low, and see how you feel. Then likely, you’ll need to remove yourself from the machine, make adjustments, add more lube, and slide yourself back in. This will probably need to happen half a dozen times or more until you find the magic spot. It’s a fair amount of work. But if you have a person helping you, they can do it for you, and you can stay in position. The Lovense Sex Machine is very adjustable. You can raise, lower, or tilt it up or down. The front and the back can be raised and lowered separately.

Just one thing to remember is if you plan to use both thrusting ends at once, tilting one end up lowers the angle of the other. Only one side can be up at a time, and the other is automatically down. One of the more unique features of this machine is the ability to have it thrust straight up. However, having it on its end means you can’t use the rear-mounted dildo, so only one person can ride at a time.

 

What about the noise?

Since the Lovense Sex Machine does not vibrate, it has a relatively discreet volume level for such a powerful sex toy. It is pretty quiet when in use, especially in the lower power settings, unless you really crank the power up to about 70%, then there can be a bit of whirring noises from the machine. Unless your walls are paper thin or you live with your parents, it’s quiet enough. I’d recommend just turning some music on, assuming that your moans and sounds of pleasure don’t drown out the sounds the machine makes. It is certainly not the nosiest sex machine I have ever used when at full power. But, with that said, you certainly would not want to have your parents listening in, in the next room when using it. You could probably get away using this and no one knowing if you have other people in your house as long as you keep it on its lower speed. However, if you like the idea of cranking it up to full speed, you may want to make sure you are home alone.

 

Put together your own pattern of strokes and save them to playback whenever the mood strokes, or even share them with others.


App Control Really Controls It

The Lovense app works with Android, iPhone, PC, Mac, tablets, and smartphones. Once you get the Bluetooth connection, the app can increase or decrease the Sex Machine’s strokes, though that’s just scratching the surface of what you can do with the app. One of the more exciting features is how you can put together your own pattern of strokes and save them to playback whenever the mood strokes, or even share them with others. If you’re curious or adventurous, you can even sample what other folks have created. For music fans, the app can also be used to thrust along with any other tune that’ll get you in the mood or, through your computer or smartphone’s microphone, whatever sounds you like to make.

 

Final Tips for a Great Experience
  • Always use a lot of lube – Even if you naturally get wet easily.  Sex Machines aren’t like skin-to-skin; when things are thrusting quickly, the toy can rub you raw, and it won’t be pleasant. Avoid that by using lubricant.
  • Have a second person to help when you’re first testing the machine. Plus, it’s just more fun with
  • Relax –It’s supposed to be fun. Don’t stress about it; enjoy the journey.
  • Take your time – Explore adjustments and settings to find your favorites and what works for you.
  • Warm up first– Using a sex machine is way more pleasurable when you take the time to get aroused first.

 

Sex machines can be a fun new way to take your masturbation to new heights of pleasure, or you can even enjoy sex machines with your partner and bring even more excitement into your sex life. Maybe you always wanted to try double penetration but didn’t know where to start, a fucking machine can definitely help you out with that as both you and your partner can ride them and try them, and they certainly won’t stop until you’re completely satisfied. The bottom line is, don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild and explore some new and unique sensations.

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